you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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