The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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