I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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