I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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