Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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