i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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