Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Already got asked if we're dating
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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