I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
