when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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