Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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