I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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