Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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