; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The feeling are messing with the penis
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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