No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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