I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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