Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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