What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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