The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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