Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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