you told grandpa to call you daddy
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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