The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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