it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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