ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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