u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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