Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize
