Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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