I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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