to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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