Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i would punch a child for taco bell
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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