So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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