Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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