I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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