I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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