ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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