Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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