we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
did i walk over a car last night?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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