Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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