Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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