So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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