Don't you send me to vm
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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