i don't like sucking hair
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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