I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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