I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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