Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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