how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
