I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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