Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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