Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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