I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
