Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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